Stuart Miller-Osborne

The water is refreshing as it is a hot day The thin afternoon cares little about us There is a venomous snake Hiding in the grass

I am swimming in a Spanish river You are reading Yevtushenko I shout that the world is full of traitors You smile and soon join me in the river

The railway is no longer there It was closed down years ago After suffering much damage During the war and later floods My girlfriend Salt and I often walk Along the greenway with our dog Who is named after the city of Olot

I woke up cold on an empty beach With four other people I hardly knew I was wearing a brightly coloured swimsuit Why the fuck was I wearing a swimsuit I hate all fucking swimsuits especially these Middle Aged I Have Given up on Life Ones I looked at the people with whom I had […]

I was sitting on the beach with my wife When I noticed a low life taking photos Of Mem as she came out of the sea This offended me so I killed him With my spear gun as in the movies I had pinned him to a nearby palm tree But nobody passing noticed or […]

My wife and I own A brightly coloured Beach hut Caron Plage Bleu Is situated not far From a mysterious redoubt

Who said that An artist Which artist Most serious artists Would have either said this Or travelled in this general direction

It was a perfect summers day The sea was soft and blue And the skies were uninhibited

She wore a white shirt Red jeans And soft black shoes

I used to have a rabbit named John As his hutch was situated in our loo John had the biggest rabbit ears That I had ever seen If I was in a cruel mood I would cover John’s eyes With his enormous ears And thought little of it Until one day I came home from […]