Stuart Miller-Osborne

Helga keeps a rather affectionate Koala Bear But often runs into problems When travelling with her little pet As Koalas belong to the marsupial family And not the bear family It is because of this That she often summers in Sweden On the small island that we jointly own

The title of this poem is a misnomer As to the best of my knowledge There have been no deaths In the small town of Summer City For some considerable time

The population of my lovely coastal town Swells considerably during the summer months We receive guests from all over the country and far beyond And although an acquired taste I rather like their imported habits This said I am not that keen on their ill mannered brats Who motivated by the sins of greed and…

Je suis né à Paris Je suis actrice. I can speak five languages And have worked in Portugal Poland and Spain I absolutely adore the history of your country My latest movie is called The Spire Which is based on a novel by William Golding Guy and I are hoping to buy a redundant church…

I had always liked camping in France And often visited the Notre-Dame campsite Which was a hour shy of Pau In a way I was rather protective of my happy campsite And was not best pleased when at a very early hour The woman from my neighbouring tent Left the sanctuary of her dreams And…

I live at Number Eight Vampires Walk Which suggest to me That vampires can be found Within the thick green hedges That border the Jekyll gardens

I painted my life model Blue As I found it To be a pleasing colour

I am in charge Of my own life But will have to write A coherent script

The castle gardens were even dryer Under the raw unforgiving sun I found an unusual green stone today

A pleasing sea breeze Added to the pleasure Of my special day