Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was sitting quite naked on my bed When Raphael entered my bedroom He was carrying a bunch of flowers Freshly picked from his ghost garden Erotic Poems of Autumn (2026)

Your poems contain many notable instances of casual racism and dated prejudices What are your thoughts Joe About twenty-four hours ago hundreds of people died In an awful landslide caused by a tectonic shift It is like worrying about a single bubble in a vast ocean

I would not say that I hated him To be truthful I did not care at all Yet I still killed him with an axe As he slapped my little sister On their first and only date

Bertie Babican hired me to ghost His latest autobiography In the the twilight hours Before I pushed him under An Amtrak Express

I do not mind men or women But draw the line With my Cocker Spaniel This is the final line of a poem Written by a Silly Poet Call me thick You are thick Silly Boy But I did not realise That Cocker Spaniels Had the ability to draw lines

For many years my companion and sometime lover Has nagged me to write her biography As I am a talented artist with a very fair pen Lizzie is the most unfaithful woman that I have ever known She cares little for emotions or emotional complications And sleeps with anything that is warm male female or…

During my travels I have visited many churches And have seen a very small number Of recumbent medieval tomb effigies With their hands joined in a distant eternity

My mother once knew a girl named Mary Rossiter Who was known to everybody As Hairy Mary (I never found out the reason why) She was sent to a farm in East Sussex With my mother and Katie Scales They stayed for nearly a year And then they were separated (I never found out the…

An orchard was destroyed Before its time I feared the worst It was replaced By a hop field And peace returned

On an average day I pass Over twenty philosophers In the street Not one notices me Not one notices Nana