Stuart Miller-Osborne

The story of Silly Boys cat begins in Genesis 19 After two angels Arrived in Sod Off  At eventide And were invited To spend the night In Silly Boys home As long as they slept in the nude Or wore gossamer nighties And sang Nude how Rude Crude and Lewd The Men of Sod Off Were exceedingly…

I found this stone On a scalding day Its feline features Resembled a cat That had once Many years ago Belonged to Lot

I love walking barefoot In the autumn leaves With the freezing dew Caressing my toes

Your latest collection Has been rejected Phil I tried to argue your case But I had a feeling That they were right You are no longer Flying high with your pen Your visit to the interior Has harmed you Thank you for being so honest I think you are wrong But I will not hold…

I did not ask you to see me off At the railway station Maisie Not because I am superstitious But as I fully intend to return When this show has run its course

Although still quite beautiful The fields around my farm No longer breathe As they once did When Alfred Shared my days

We buried him at dawn In the place where he fell Which was now safe Away from the guns I once knew this soldier His name was George And his parents both now dead Once ran a shop in the next village

I knew that I was going to love Amanda Stevens- Lowe Not just because Her father was stinking rich Or that he owned half of Sussex It was her compassion That really attracted me This was demonstrated When her Porsche was stolen By a couple of black junkies And ended up in the river When…

They had both been born in Burma And for a time educated in Devon Although Saki was older than my grandfather They became friends in the years before the war That was where the similarities ended As my grandfather a giant of a man Survived the war without major injury Whereas Saki was shot by…

My father used tell me stories Of his love for London buses And how at the age of nine He was considered mature enough To travel around London on his own Using either a Twin or Red Rover ticket This is not the London as we know it today As it was paler and far…