Stuart Miller-Osborne

Not so long ago I was sitting on a riverside bench Reading my new Bible When I noticed a woman Young in years Struggling with her shoes She eventually gave up And jumped into the river With the help of a passing gendarme We rescued the woman from her fate After returning to my apartment…

My French teacher Madame Simon Told me that Paris Was a Godless city Which although very beautiful Was really a cheap whore As my namesake once said I would be shown a good time And then she would spit me out

The first mention of Le Celine Can be found in 1945 Just after the war It was supposed That she was a Polish refugee She met a wounded GI They opened a cafe together Which still stands to this day And then in the summer of 1947 She suddenly vanished Which resulted In many theories…

We should forgive our enemies But not before they are shot I have always had a complicated relationship With what I regard to be the truth As a society we often betray our ideals We ignore the potentials of sleeping men

My wife sent me a perfumed letter I received it yesterday morning Just after the sun had risen It contained some sad news As her much loved husband Paul Had grown tired of his war

My wife sent me a perfumed letter I received it yesterday morning Just after the sun had risen It contained some sad news As her much loved dog Paul Had grown bored of its days

Your article certainly ruffled a few feathers My pen was only being honest There are some things that should Never be questioned The poppy was chosen For a good reason It is simple and honest Any fool can see that And now one finds White poppies Rainbow poppies Poppies with alien flags That is what…

On my final morning in Tokyo I planted some yellow flowers In a plastic window box Not fat from my hotel It was my way of saying Goodbye and Thank You

Ross often went shopping On rainy days He would look out For unusual things During his frequent visits To the small coastal town Which he called his home Recently he had found a small A small concrete rabbit Which he called Bright Eyes And a wooden Pagoda Which doubled As a glass bead game Today…

Take your dog for a walk wearing a sleep mask Watch lesbian porn in a catholic church during mass Do not speak for forty days and forty nights Spend ten years stranded on a desert island Kill any politician who disagrees with your views Purchase a crossbow online with a dozen eggs Exhibit a painting…