Stuart Miller-Osborne

There is a mockingbird outside It has been singing all day My bedroom is infested by ladybirds This brings me a great distress

I killed my boss with his own car As I was involved with his wife How involved Involved Was it physical What do you think My records show that you received five years I did That was a light sentence I did not murder Charles of Orleans Then who did Now that would be telling […]

You will never live If you are looking for the meaning of life In the depths of winter Camus

I finally learned that within me There lay an invincible summer Jane was gently relaxing On the bleached wooden jetty It was a most perfect moment I cherished it without borders As I was fully aware Of a deep darkness unseen

You are late Joe where have you been Visiting my publisher Is everything okay Yes He is getting some pressure about my book What kind of pressure Some people have objected to my poems So what is new Our local MP thinks that they are racist Then he or she is a cunt You are […]

Hidden by mirrors Flamingos are passing Under silver clouds

Something dreadful lingers Just below the calm surface

Melons et Tomates Profondément amoureux Dans une cuisine d’été Ceci n’est pas une recette

I hugged my late mother By the yellow door Which when was alive Led out towards the river terrace The yellow door was still there Although lately scratched By careless patrons leaving The river was still there I never expected anything else But my mother was no longer there She had not been there for […]

Male ******* experience a condition known as stupidity during which their hormone levels particularly testosterone can increase up to one hundred times above their baseline levels This surge causes a significant spike in aggression and temperament That is wicked but very funny Joe Sometimes Your pen is sharper Than your sword Josephine x