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Some People Walk Dogs
John Keats once said this about the English weather He described it as like Lydia Languish Very entertaining when it smiles But cursedly subject to sympathetic moisture My name is Lydia Languish I know but I must correct you As your name is now Lydia Low We shared our name on marriage Then you should […]
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Leopoldine Kasparek
Almost forgotten by history This short lived but loathsome woman Was known by other names The Strangler of Vienna The Strangling Angel That is all that I will record As my pen does not have the hunger…
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le paradis et l’enfer
the most complete views of heaven can be seen from high hills of hell
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Daedalus and Icarus
In some versions of the story Daedalus and Icarus escaped by ship But no ship has passed this headland In over sixty years which dilutes these tales
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The School Days of Icarus
Do not fly too low over the water Or fly too close to the sun Those were the instructions of Daedalus It was only when the Spanish Boy Left St Stephens that I took notice of this warning Which was of course too late As I had drowned in the bay I was buried by […]
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The Centre of the Universe
Mystery surrounds us all This often applies To beautiful women As outside of desire There is an enigma That one cannot touch
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Joe Josie & Sephine
Would you like me to dry fuck ewe Sephine The next train leaves in twenty minutes We might just make it You look so different Joe Cornflakes suit ewe What so ewe think Josie
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Dry Fucking
It says here how Henry Used to dry fuck Anaïs on trains Do you remember dry fucking me Joe Should eye That is up to ewe You ran your hand over my cunt I was wearing a thin cotton dress The train was drawing into a provincial station And now my memory fades I am […]
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Hometown Reality
Just over twenty years ago Something terrible happened In front of my little shop A Canadian tourist was abducted By a swarm of locusts Never before witnessed In this town or county To this day nobody knows Why this poor man was chosen There is no known record of his name Or why he was […]
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What do James Bond a Horse and Juliet have in Common
How the fuck should I know Who do think I am Just breathe slowly My horse was shot yesterday But it is in a stable condition 007 I once asked a man for his bus ticket As it was numbered 007 He refused my request As he was travelling Past my bus stop That evening I […]