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Stuart Miller-Osborne

    • Introduction
Illustration of a bird flying.
  • It is because I misunderstood mathematics

    One day when I was very young I spent a week thinking about God I hardly ate and did not wash I wore only filthy rags Many close to me thought I was going mad again Joe knows that I am not mad It is just that I see very clearly You stare into the…

    September 7, 2026
  • The Portable Nietzsche

    The Portable Nietzsche That is a strange title Why it is called that It is not called that It is as you can see Called The Portable Nietzsche

    September 7, 2026
  • Gillian’s New Bag

    Hi Gill How are you I am very well New bag Yes Did Roger buy it for you Yes what a darling he is Is it a Hermes No but it is very near What is that book you are reading The Portable Nietzsche That is a strange title Why it is called that A…

    September 7, 2026
  • Marisol Muse

    I own a small gallery Within a desert It is named Marisol Muse After my wife I sell many of My sand paintings And sand sculptures From this obscure cave

    September 6, 2026
  • no saunas were harmed

    during the filming of this documentary let me make this clear chrissy and i signed up to explore the world of saunas as it was a free holiday in finland we were both from the countryside and were used to being nude in company having been friends for many years people said we were being…

    September 6, 2026
  • lulu

    why are you holding my hand lulu do you love me no then what are you doing i am reading your palm really what does my future hold you will die in thirty four minutes how do you know that i am going to die because you are sitting on a railway line the express…

    September 6, 2026
  • speedboat

    if you let me see your breasts then i will give you my speedboat but you are blind mark you have been blind since birth what advantage would you gain my father is an industrialist he is very rich i receive a new speedboat each month I have no desire to see your breasts even…

    September 6, 2026
  • i only sleep with catholic sheep

    why because of the holy water holy water yes sheep why sheep they are not sheep i may be many things but i draw the line with sheep it is improper to to take advantage just for the holy water although that said on hot days it is very practical

    September 6, 2026
  • is this real

    yes what a beautiful shirt may i have it no why because i am wearing it it would look better on me than you here is my deal if you give me your shirt i will let you read my magazine your magazine is very predictable if i give you my shirt then i will…

    September 6, 2026
  • The Marrakesh Bus

    I was on a walking holiday with Hilary In the Southern Counties of England It was a hot summer which made us lazy So we often travelled on the local buses All went well until we caught An orange and white bus From a obscure bus stop deep in Kent We were expecting the number…

    September 5, 2026
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