Stuart Miller-Osborne

I have always considered the seventies As the innocent years Everything was so laid back In those days you could see your future We had just come out of a huge war Do not be such a silly cow Alison The seventies were hard We had been betrayed by the socialists Who understood the Beano…

The President of my Country Has agreed to narrate Each of my holiday movies Yan and Jan are driving to Portugal Where we will stay near the salt flats Of Albacunda Nedo and Barrol I am honoured that my leader Has agreed to accompany us With his sister wife and mistress I will record this…

I used to visit this house a great deal As I was interested in its beautiful gardens Which were vast and full of interesting things It was whilst I was near the dove cote That I found Ellea and Rchel sunbathing totally nude I felt very privileged to have l discovered such beauty But was…

One day when I was very young I spent a week thinking about God I hardly ate and did not wash I wore only filthy rags Many close to me thought I was going mad again Joe knows that I am not mad It is just that I see things very clearly You stare into…

The Portable Nietzsche That is a strange title Why it is called that It is not called that It is as you can see Called The Portable Nietzsche

Hi Gill How are you I am very well New bag Yes Did Roger buy it for you Yes what a darling he is Is it a Hermes No but it is very near What is that book you are reading The Portable Nietzsche That is a strange title Why it is called that A…

I own a small gallery Within a desert It is named Marisol Muse After my wife I sell many of My sand paintings And sand sculptures From this obscure cave

during the filming of this documentary let me make this clear chrissy and i signed up to explore the world of saunas as it was a free holiday in finland we were both from the countryside and were used to being nude in company having been friends for many years people said we were being…

why are you holding my hand lulu do you love me no then what are you doing i am reading your palm really what does my future hold you will die in thirty four minutes how do you know that i am going to die because you are sitting on a railway line the express…

if you let me see your breasts then i will give you my speedboat but you are blind mark you have been blind since birth what advantage would you gain my father is an industrialist he is very rich i receive a new speedboat each month I have no desire to see your breasts even…