Stuart Miller-Osborne

My wife sent me a perfumed letter I received it yesterday morning Just after the sun had risen It contained some sad news As her much loved husband Paul Had grown tired of his war

My wife sent me a perfumed letter I received it yesterday morning Just after the sun had risen It contained some sad news As her much loved dog Paul Had grown bored of its days

Your article certainly ruffled a few feathers My pen was only being honest There are some things that should Never be questioned The poppy was chosen For a good reason It is simple and honest Any fool can see that And now one finds White poppies Rainbow poppies Poppies with alien flags That is what…

On my final morning in Tokyo I planted some yellow flowers In a plastic window box Not fat from my hotel It was my way of saying Goodbye and Thank You

Ross often went shopping On rainy days He would look out For unusual things During his frequent visits To the small coastal town Which he called his home Recently he had found a small A small concrete rabbit Which he called Bright Eyes And a wooden Pagoda Which doubled As a glass bead game Today…

Take your dog for a walk wearing a sleep mask Watch lesbian porn in a catholic church during mass Do not speak for forty days and forty nights Spend ten years stranded on a desert island Kill any politician who disagrees with your views Purchase a crossbow online with a dozen eggs Exhibit a painting…

Was the first movie that I ever made It bombed at the box office Only just covering it production costs I shot it in three days in my apartment Wearing only a bear costume My real life Sister Eileen Played the part Of Eileen Who steals a lizard From a zoo And pretends It is…

Andres Adams Bertie Basset Chris Coleman Were the mainstays Of cinema in my home town They owned three cinemas In the Bays Down Road I worked at the second cinema With Bertie’s daughter Lou A World Without Women Was my second feature And starred Lou As a deaf mute girl Who was a talented artist…

Last summer Jayne and I visited Wales Our main idea was to take a walking holiday But due to the ferocity of the weather We decided to take shorter walks And then travel by train when time allowed The Abermule train crash happened on the 26th of January 1921 Seventeen people died in this terrible…

And nothing else That was the last thing I said to Monika Before I jumped on the train To the capital city To assassinate the president She did not understand me And I have not seen her since One day when I escape Or am released I will tell her the meaning