Stuart Miller-Osborne

There are Holy Books From many religions Along its hidden shelves Rich maidens again Flit abroad in gowns Scalloped out Behind and before So that back and breast Are almost bare

On my arrival I found a mirror In a reflective museum And stared at myself Until the light faded

When does Philosophy End And Science Fiction Begin

Later that year the King and the Prime Minister Were both assassinated There was a brief But rather nice Civil War The Good Guys won Yet I did not care As I was having Sex on a regular basis With the girl Who had smiled at me At the carrot conference We were fast breeding…

As I walked into the conference The speaker behind the podium Asked a question of the audience The question was about bottles of wine And how many might be purchased If a certain amount of money was spent As I am a mute mathematical genius I answered correctly to polite applause I soon noticed a…

This is where his car crashed He took the roundabout at speed But never made it past the trees If you look closely you can see The scars of the accident In the partially hidden copse Mike West owned ICWLA And had doubled its profits In the previous trading year He was returning from a…

I have a Finnish mother And a Finnish father I could not be more Finnish In my colouring and my looks I have a Finnish mother And an African father I could not be more Finnish In my colouring and my looks I agree and do not agree As like me you are Finnish Your…

For many years my best friend From our school days Had a souvenir shack On the side of a volcano When I asked her why With all the inherent dangers Of its exposed location That she took such a risk She said in a hushed whisper Volcanoes Kill Hope

I have just found an exciting coffee Unlike any other known coffee It is called Touching Taylor And was first discovered In a shop in Saigon Which has been owned By the same family Since the late twenties There is I feel a French influence To its bitter yet soft taste When I see you…