Stuart Miller-Osborne

What are doing this afternoon Very little Maybe I will eat Would you like a meal I have no money Not since I lost my job My treat But your finances are low Your sister has told me so I occasionally steal from rich people They are very careless Are you a pickpocket No far […]

I once lived with a girl Who did not live with me

Would you undress for me Paula Why should I Because I would like to see your maiden hair What would you give me in return I would share my memories with you

I live in the desert It has not rained Within living memory

There is a possibility that it will rain later I am in love with this possibility

This radio station transmitted between 1964 and 1967 But did not recover after the disastrous fire Which took the lives of two of its presenters Recently it has been reported that Radio Jayne Is back on the air with the same presenters I did not believe this until I heard them for myself Urban Hauntings […]

Every day at about noon A girl on a ghost bicycle Cycles down the main street She stops outside the cinema But does not catch a movie It is said that she was the new wife Of an American tourist who he left behind When he found that she was an astronomer

I only attend the funerals Of people who I did not like I listen to the sad songs Of Saffie Es Simpson As they dilute my unkind thoughts

I live in Saint Murdue Maxime Regrette My father owns a piano shop And my mother is a music teacher My twin sister is named Brigitte Bobo As she has a shock of golden hair I am called Talou after a nearby lake We live opposite the main railway station Which is served only by […]

Adele was born in Idaho in 1993 Which was the same year That I killed her much older brother I was released in September 2009 And married Adele the following year We now live in a railroad town in Texas And have named our eldest son Hank After Adele’s late and much missed brother