Stuart Miller-Osborne

I have named two of the walls In my spacious lounge Simeon and Parker Many people have questioned My reasons for naming these walls There are no reasons Oui Non et un million de fois beurre Pardon Yes No and a Million Times ButterWe often watch foreign films togetherHow often We watched one last night…

Do you plead guilty or not guilty I do not recognise this court You are accused of the destruction Of a large number of solar panels In these the illustrated meadows Please enter your plea I will not surrender a plea All I will say Is that when beauty is harmed There is only one…

One of my first challenges Was to climb a rusting ladder That was attached to the lighthouse This scared me as I hate heights Quite why I signed up for this show Is a complete and total mystery to me As in later episodes I will eat seaweed And swim naked from a rowing boat…

Were becoming much later No longer was there Just four hours on the clock When she slipped in beside me

Slowly Barbara’s adored summer was beginning to fadeShe was now wearing jeans instead of thin cotton shortsGone were her crimson sneakers and lightweight sandalsHer shirts were becoming thicker and far less colourfulThe days although bright were getting shorter And the breezes sharper during her morning runs

this society for which is enclosed with my best be away for a few days let me have a line or some more cards Where did you find these They were in the book That I purchased this morning What was the title of the book Ivanhoe Green Did you know That the main Jewish…

Due to the hot weather The night flies are gathering Around the station lamps I thought that I would Share this with you Geraldine

each year i vanish and record wars not many people know or really care

Sir You asked for my audience Captain Wilberforce How nice of you to come Please take a chair That is okay As I have plenty Enough for the whole platoon That is if we had a platoon Then please sit on my only knee I will if you do not touch me As I really…

My bus is very crowded Which I do not welcome I am the only Englishman On this interesting bus A Spanish girl named Alba Is sitting next to me She speaks very little English Although she tells me That her name means Dawn Her brother recently died in Oporto But she was unable to make…