Stuart Miller-Osborne

Earlier this year I was laid low by a virus  Which left me bedridden and totally spaced  As I had just moved into this lonely city  I knew nobody and nobody knew me  Jane Mac Brown was totally alone  The only person I had met was Mark  Who lived on the floor below me  He worked in fashion or […]

Many years ago my late grandfather Gave me a French English French dictionary Which he had purchased in London during the war I still have this pocket sized book in my possession He told me that he had carried it with him Whilst in France in the weeks after the invasion And that it was […]

Jess I have noticed of late That sheep are talking to me Are they speaking to you Mark

I visited Dover Castle yesterday The day was warm but overcast Which gave this imposing fortress A huge sense of permanence Not far from where I quietly sat Two rabid boys were throwing The contents of their lunch boxes At each other with a some noted aggression When they were asked to explain themselves They […]

Every Tuesday my flatmate Yvonne Photographs me in the bath reading The Call of the Wild by Jack London Every Tuesday my flatmate Harriet Photographs me in the bath reading White Fang by Jack London

I have just photographed my bare breasts And have posted the results online Nobody has seen my breasts in ages I do not even go topless on the beach My birth name is Harriet England Although I like to be known as Harry That is what I will be known as online It is unlikely […]

I was caught reading Kant and Plato At a bus station in Dover Whilst waiting for the bus That I had just missed The police were called And I was subsequently arrested For a disturbance of the peace I explained that I had just visited the castle Above this famous but unremarkable town And whilst […]

I have spent Most of my recent life Living on these rocks But now I must leave

I slept with a stranger last night He said that he was a soldier Going off to another war He did not think That he would return

It is ten past twelve and I am desolate I have been travelling all day The previous occupant of this cabin Left a paperback book on the upper bunk The title of the novel is Blue White Blue And is about a unique quartz pebble Which gives the reader special powers The odd thing about […]