Stuart Miller-Osborne

Like many artists I search for the organic Which translated means Combing the beach For interesting things I have summered in a beach hut Near a giant power station My muse has an unusual name And often sleeps in past nine She greets me with a hot coffee When I return with some of my…

When I first met him I thought that my future Lay in a boiling pot But it soon became apparent That he had no intentionOf harming me in any way As he was a troubled poet Who just wanted a friend To accompany him on his walks Around this strangely magical city

I do not speak French very well But feel welcome as I have a beautiful wife Food wise I am a total oaf yet this is ignored Because I care greatly for my pet lobster On these scalding summer days

After my car broke down I wandered for a while Into a sleeping village My phone was dead I was looking for a light You will find a phone Outside the station Said a woman From behind a door You cannot miss it But miss it I did As although I found The partly unlit…

As I was going abroad for six months I rented my Paris apartment To Lola and Tony who were just friends I had a feeling at the time That their feelings might mature As they cared for each other My thoughts proved to be correct Because on my return I found out That my now…

I have always considered the seventies As the innocent years Everything was so laid back In those days you could see your future We had just come out of a huge war Do not be such a silly cow Alison The seventies were hard We had been betrayed by the socialists Who understood the Beano…

The President of my Country Has agreed to narrate Each of my holiday movies Yan and Jan are driving to Portugal Where we will stay near the salt flats Of Albacunda Nedo and Barrol I am honoured that my leader Has agreed to accompany us With his sister wife and mistress I will record this…

I used to visit this house a great deal As I was interested in its beautiful gardens Which were vast and full of interesting things It was whilst I was near the dove cote That I found Ellea and Rchel sunbathing totally nude I felt very privileged to have l discovered such beauty But was…

One day when I was very young I spent a week thinking about God I hardly ate and did not wash I wore only filthy rags Many close to me thought I was going mad again Joe knows that I am not mad It is just that I see things very clearly You stare into…

The Portable Nietzsche That is a strange title Why it is called that It is not called that It is as you can see Called The Portable Nietzsche