Stuart Miller-Osborne

Are a Post Punk band From Greater Manchester They are also known as The Two Ladies Their first album Red River Delta Was the fastest selling debut album in 1982 This was followed by Water Puppets in 1983 Which achieved an even greater success After a hiatus of eight years the sisters released Southward Expansion…

Mrs Hegginbottom You have a lovely daughter That is Frieda my Manx Cat You will know her as a storyteller She has many tales to share

I saw a woman commit suicide today I say I saw the incident But that is untrue As I looked the other way At the moment of impact I just heard the suicide I cannot undo that fact But I did not see her death Before anybody realised What had happened I left the railway…

I own two wooden chairs Two ordinary wooden chairs On occasions I sit on the beach And wait for the incoming tide To bury these my possessions I have been alone since Maureen And have slowly developed An emotional vacancy This said I am sheltering A homeless girl in my apartment The girl is mute…

I have had just had your likeness Tattooed on my arse Something something That the pain will pass

I was feeling quite miserable Here in X Toulouse So I purchased a pink coffee And plenty of booze Lou

Wild dogs will write poetry On Titian Blue Streets And I will purchase a pink bicycle With my waist length coppery red hair

If you mend my pink bicycle I will cook for you Wearing just a brief apron if you mend my pink bicycle I will become your Muse Deep in the city of X Toulouse If you mend my pink bicycle I will share your wide bed When you are overseas If you mend my pink…

Our names are so short Why do you think our parents Chose these names They fuck you up Larkin I get your drift Where are you from Valencia And where are you from I am a London girl Why did you come here To meet new people I always feel awkward Around new people That…

I fell in love during my nineteenth year But there was a complication As Rosa was in love with another boy Who like me worked on the building site In time my rival began to notice My affections towards his fiancée He warned me to leave her alone Which I did until his jealousy reappeared…