Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was sitting on the beach with my wife When I noticed a low life taking photos Of Mem as she came out of the sea This offended me so I killed him With my spear gun as in the movies I had pinned him to a nearby palm tree But nobody passing noticed or […]

My wife and I own A brightly coloured Beach hut Caron Plage Bleu Is situated not far From a mysterious redoubt

Who said that An artist Which artist Most serious artists Would have either said this Or travelled in this general direction

It was a perfect summers day The sea was soft and blue And the skies were uninhibited

She wore a white shirt Red jeans And soft black shoes

I used to have a rabbit named John As his hutch was situated in our loo John had the biggest rabbit ears That I had ever seen If I was in a cruel mood I would cover John’s eyes With his enormous ears And thought little of it Until one day I came home from […]

I was in a xoffee var Opposite a main line Railway station It was nearly midnight Our train was due in Ten In a few minutes So was half and hour away xoffee var is an american chain Of coffee bars situated on or near Main line railway stations Ten is a small town In […]

Leo and Loon Walk around cities Hand in hand Leo paints Loon is a seamstress

I frequently enter unknown tunnels with my trusty microphones This is considered odd by those who do not enter unknown tunnels Or have more than a passing interest in ghosts and other blue ghosts

If one drove their car around A totally circular roundabout Without ever stopping How would their journey Be described