Woman Masturbating 

I have a print on my wall

It is called Woman Masturbating

By the Austrian artist Egon Schiele

It was given to me when I left the church

And gathers a great deal of attention

When I have guests around for Sunday Tea

This puts me at a simple advantage

As they ignore the food stains on the carpet

And the cats claw marks on my drapes

 

Naked You

I have not been that well recently

A swift silly virus soon to vanish

I saw you quite naked on the first landing

As I lay in bed this morning feeling drab

You beautiful bottom and golden cunt

Made me very happy even though the day was grey

You touched your breasts with a soft cotton puff

And the light powders soon hung heavily in the stale air

This was an event of great beauty a perfumed moment

That I would not have exchanged for eternity and a day