The Nude University


On the second Tuesday of each month

My philosophy lectures were held in the nude

The lecturer was naked and all the students were naked

Why did that happen Anna

Because most of the students attending these lectures assumed

But did not consciously think that everyone would be wearing clothes

That was the reason that these lectures were held in the nude

To challenge their assumptions

So you are saying that if I catch a train then I assume that it will run the track provided

Yes but if the train ran on the wings of a passing seagull your assumptions would be challenged

Yes

IC

What do you think of this discussion Jasmine Tea

I think therefore I am

Descartes said that

No he did not as I said that only a matter of seconds ago

Yes but Descartes said it first

The seagulls are lively this evening

They must know something we have yet to learn

Outlaw is in Peru

He was last seen in Lima

But both have vanished

Are you sure that they have vanished

Yes

Really

Yes I am sure that they have vanished

Then think about this

Outlaw and Lima have disappeared

Yes

But this is only an assumption as you have been unable to contact them

Yes

But for the people who live in the Apartments Miguel De Unamuno in Madrid

They are very real

An Englishman and a Peruvian women have rented Apartment Six

They are seen drinking coffee each day by their neighbours

They are very real

Outlaw and Lima have not disappeared

That was only an assumption

Anna that bastard Outlaw is in Madrid

I know

Then why the fuck did you not tell me

Because you never asked me

If you had asked me I would have told you that he was in Madrid

But you never asked me so I kept quiet

That is one of the joys of language

I had the tools at my disposal

But was never called upon to use them

I went to a Naked University Anna

On the second Tuesday of each month

My philosophy lectures were held wearing clothes

The lecturer wore clothes and all the students were dressed

Why did that happen Jasmine Tea

Because most of the students attending lectures assumed

But do not consciously think that everyone would be naked

That was the reason that these lectures were held wearing clothes

To challenge the assumptions

Were you not embarrassed by your nudity

No

I think I might have been as my bum is too big and my legs a little short

You assume that you have a large bum and short legs

But others might think that your bum is pert and your legs long

So why would you have been embarrassed by your nudity

It is only an assumption that others would consider this

Why are you called Jasmine Tea

I do not know

Ask Outlaw

Outlaw is in Madrid

But not in Lima

As she is in Barcelona visiting a sick aunt