I was once told by a flapper who was wearing a long tangerine dress

That I was crazeee when I had enquired as to whether she was wearing underwear

A girl should only wear perfume in this heat but I have to bother with this boring dress 

Which is so vulgar 

But then again you must think I am vulgar

I assured that I did not think that she was vulgar just a little excitable

She then handed me her long necklace and asked me to take her dog for walk

As it was such a beautiful night and the moon was so full