n one of my dreams recently
I derailed an express train
By throwing an errant pen
Under its wheels
Six people were injured
Because I had smudged
My much loved drawing
I was sitting in a large church
Built on the soil of the county
A lecture was in progress
And soon a swastika was shown
To the audience of fools
A question was asked about the history of the swastika
Which was by now displayed on the high altar
A number of idiotic answers were volunteered
Before I answered the question correctly
The celebration surprised me and I was hailed
As the New Messiah which I instantly disputed
I am Love that is my name
And I am no more a messiah
Than any of you present
I added with a gentle smile
I often assassinate people in my dreams
Today I ended the life of a corrupt government minister
Who had criticised a nameless country which accepting their hospitality
I also ended the miserable existence of a union official
Who when offered an explanation to a piece of legislation
Criticised it on the spot whilst in a position of considerable influence
Dream assassinations carry little or no risks
And bring a great happiness the the many
Who live in my dreams of all colours