Detective Jon


The door was slightly ajar so I walked directly in 

Anina was standing at the window in her underwear 

What are you doing here Detective Jon 

The door was ajar 

Do you get your kicks by looking at your suspects in their underwear 

No

Are you are enjoying it 

I assure you that I am not 

Liar 

To tell the truth I find you rather repulsive 

Viola passed the torn page to me 

It was removed from a book 

Obviously 

A cheap paperback

It looks that way 

What are you first thoughts Detective Jon 

That our main suspect is quite vain 

Why 

Because she wears expensive underwear 

I take it that is the same Anina Nina 

Very much 

Why would this overweight woman wear expensive underwear 

Because it is her secret 

Detective Jon may I ask you a question

Just call me Jon 

How did you become aware of her underwear 

Because that was all she was wearing when I paid her all call 

Was she trying to seduce you 

No 

Why

Because I told her that I found her rather repulsive 

Always one for the ladies Jon you have not changed 

Viola 

Yes

Although we have been partners for many years 

There is something mysterious about you 

Are you referring to my underwear Jon 

Of course not 

I just wear sensible undies from Marks and Spencer 

I own a dog 

That is nice for you 

What is its name 

Rex 

That is a nice name 

I like it 

What is your question 

It is not really a question 

Go ahead 

As you know I am an early riser 

We all are it is the stress of the job 

I sometimes walk the dog 

Many people do before work 

Usually I take a familiar route but this morning I decided to avoid the roadworks and use the coastal path 

I do like the sea views from the coastal path 

It was there that I found a memorial bench nearly opposite your old house 

Yes there are many 

It was the inscription that interested me 

Why was that 

It read Viola and Jaclyn Reunited at Las

The data was recorded as 02/02/22

The day you went missing 

What a coincidence a girl with the same name as me passing away on the same day as I vanished 

Viola who was Jaclyn 

She was a dear school friend of mine 

Do you still keep in touch 

No 

Why 

Because she died in a boating accident when she was thirteen 

You faked your own death then 

Of course

Why 

Because I wanted to see Jaclyn 

Either that or I have a bizarre hobby 

This is getting us nowhere Detective Jon 

Jon please Jon 

What do you think Stan

It has great possibilities Jane 

I cannot wait for the final denouement 

I was call this chapter 

The Untying of Knots 

I think that this is only a novella 

Nothing else 

It will not be a slab of a story 

Jane did you base Detective Jon on me 

That is for you to guess and me to know Detective