Crazy Shit


Stan

Yes

Did you write

Anna and Anna

Yes

It was some crazy shit

I know

Why were they gay girls

Because I like beautiful gay girls

Typical of a man

You despise male homosexuality

But like girl on girl

Most men do

But they have to be beautiful

I cannot stand fat dykes with buzz cuts

Stan

Yes

Imagine that you were walking by the sea

And three people were drowning

A faggot

A fat dyke with a buzz cut

And a guy wearing a dress

Who would you rescue

None of them

Why

You know the answer

What answer

The answer

Of why all these people would drown

I am not sure of your answer Stan

Are you fucking me about

No

The answer is as plain as that wall

I am good at most things

And modest also

But there is something I cannot do easily

Rescue sexual deviants

No

The answer is easy Jane

What do you know about me

That I love you

Taken

That you are a shit

That you love mind games

That is where you answer lies

Stan

Where do we live

Kings X

Although we are nearer to STP

Behave Stan

Why do you ask

Our apartment is above the railway tracks

I can see that from here

How far above

Between thirty and forty feet

Why do you ask

If I threw you from the balcony

It would be a tragedy

How would you die

I might survive Jane

If you were to die how would you die

Possibly the fall

Or I might get minced by a train

Poisoning is another option

Poison

You might have poisoned me

Stan

What was the answer to my original question

Swim

I cannot swim

Water scares me

I feel that I am going to sink

That is why I would not rescue any of these deviants

Supposing you could swim

What would you answer be

That is an abstract

All the questions are abstract

The answer of why I made Anna and Anna gay

Was that I once knew two women as beautiful as you

Who were gay girls or maybe bicycles

They are all the same to me

Before me

Before you

Did you fuck them Stan

You mean buy one and get one three

No

Why

Because I was training to be a priest

A priest

Yes a priest

You never told me that

Why

Because you never asked me