Edward is by far my favourite name

I always take lovers named Edward

No matter their origins as I do not care

Edward Hopper is my chosen artist

Followed closely by Edward Ruscha

Edward Elgar is my favourite composer

That is why I live in the Malvern Hills

I have one hundred copies of the Rubaiyat

Resting on my bookshelves in my room of love

I am also in love with another Edward Fitzgerald

But I will keep this passion in my blush silk purse

As it is my Lady’s Secret