Monta and Monta were Siamese twins

Who were joined at the hip

They were schooled separately in Hebrew and Maths

Monta was quite plain whilst his sister was very beautiful

They were married on the same day

But soon indulged in numerous affairs

Which they did not reveal to each other

Even though they shared the same bed

In their later years

They bred Judas Quails

To alienate their friends

As they feared invasion

Monta died aged fifty-five

From a tropical disease

But her twin

Lived for another twenty-five years

Blissfully unaware of her death