Joe

Josie here

I trust you are okay

I have had a lazy day

Mummy has spoilt me

And I am supposed to scold you

For being so disorganised

The only problem is that mummy

Watches anything on television

She believes the hype

Earlier I had to sit through something so lame

That I think that you would have walked out

It was so preposterous and hysterical

A mere slip of a girl leading a crack team

But who also has a soft side when her cat was ill

It also had a multi- coloured cast just for the sake of it

I know how that really fucks you off

There is also a reversed racism

Where the white guys are portrayed as cunts

Whereas the black guys are sharp and on the ball

And yes the heroine is fucking a black guy

You would have hated it really hated it

At present I am watching a seventies movie

It is called Last Embrace and might have been directed

By Alfred Hitchcock that is how good it is

Everything works and is in the right place

Unlike the shit that was shown today

Your favourite movie Night Moves is on tomorrow

Should you want to catch it

There is about fifteen minutes to go and although

I have seen it before it still makes me tense

Do not forget to feed Nero and remember no biscuits

As the vet needs her to take her medication

I am sitting in my old bed wearing just your Fred Perry

Just think of that as you go to sleep

Please meet me at the station on Wednesday

As I know that mummy will load me with various jams

Say hello to Richard for me and I hope the idea works

I really do


Night Night

Josie xxx