How many guys numbers did you get today

Cora and I were in a bar last night

When this Arab guy joined us

He tried to chat us both up

And was annoyingly persistent

But instead of telling him to fuck off

I told him that you were a vicious gangster

I hope you do not mind Joe

Where am I

Fuck knows

We are where we are

Cora where are we

Somewhere hot

I may seem like I am stoned

But I am not

Cora is a bit squiffy

But that is all

Josie is stone cold SOBER promise

Later when the sun is higher

I am going to the railway station

It is opposite our hotel room

I have already taken some photos 4U

It is a lovely building

With blue black trains stopping there

Some of these photos

Will feature Cora’s bare bum

As she was pissing about

When I was taking them

I know that you will bot mind

Josie feels so well again

Really fucking well

Give Virginia my regards

Carry on writing Bro

Josie and Cora xxx