There is a small building
Built from Bath Stone
Not far from Avoncliff in Wiltshire
The pale building is positioned on a quiet road
And faces the railway
It was built in 1943
At the request of the Water Board
But is now quite overgrown
Two years ago Dan Chaucer and Elena Undressing
Visited the building
And reported that it was in good condition
After some difficulty
They gained entry to the building
And found it to be full
Of Swiss Army Knives
The knives had been abandoned
By the retreating forces
In the final months of 1944
Both Dan Chaucer and Elena Undressing
Have written books on the subject
But the actual location of the building
Has not been revealed before