You do not like Arsenal do you Joe

No

Why

There are many reasons

Try me

When I was seventeen

Wow was that not the movie

Where two guys offer to masturbate in front of each other

Behave Josie

I have masturbated in front of my girlfriends

You would not say that if Sephine was here

Sorry about that Marty

It is the mad girl time of month again

Going back to Arsenal

Were you involved in a fight

Yes

Who started it

A faggot in a red shirt

I was wearing my colours

When he spat at me

And

I thumped him

Joe was arrested Marty

What a hooligan

I was not arrested just thrown out

I was arrested the following season

Another fight

No I purchased a ticket for the cup replay

But because of overcrowding I was not allowed entry

Joe said to mummy and daddy that although disappointed

He complied with the request and watched a Hungarian movie with me

I collaborated the story as I was meeting him after the game

Joe would have liked the movie as most of the girls

Ran around topless near a wide river

It turned me on Marty

Instead I had to pop along to the pig farm

To sweet talk him out

Posh bird flirts with the coppers

I was not wearing a bra

And told them that her identical twin

Was upset as his cat had been splat

A couple of days previously

And he was looking forward to the game

What did you do Joe

I treated them as stupid

Ticket

Football match

Joe has a valid ticket

Joe wants to watch the game

Stop being cunts and catch some rapists

He did it with a lot of style Marty

I bet you have not told Sephine Joe

Have ewe

No

Because it is tedious

Are you jealous or something

No

You sound it

He gets cross with me you know

I think we have strayed off the topic

My question Joe

Why do you hate Arsenal

Obviously because of the history

But because of a couple of politicians who follow them

Who

Think about it

I cannot stand these creatures

Free speech and all that

You could put it that way

May I quote

Do as you will

Is Josie okay

She has her moments

Why

I think she is unsure of her ground

It happened so quickly you know

Do you approve of Cora

Yes very very much

She is very good for Josie

But I think that my sister has been disoriented by Sephine

Even my mother was surprised

What does Sephine think about it

She is just happy with me and that is all that matters

If she asks me about it then I will answer honestly

Why complicate things

Do you think it is getting messy

No

Surely Sephine must sense something

I think she does

But understands what is going on

She realises that one does not have to ring fence their emotions

I have known both of you for many years and have always thought how alike you both are

You are both disgustingly intelligent

Perhaps too intelligent which can make you cold in certain ways

Opposites do not always attract Marty

I agree

You are a lucky guy Joe

I am a very lucky Joe

Your love life

It is simmering as always

But I am happy

There is a constant though

That being

We both hate Arsenal and love Chelsea