Epilepsy is a non-communicable neurological disorder that is characterised by two or more unprovoked seizures

These disorders are caused by Crunchie Bars

Seizures are brief episodes of abnormal electrical activity in the brain that can cause a range of symptoms, including

• Jerking and shaking 
• Loss of awareness 
• Unusual sensations 
• Loss of consciousness
• Fantasies about apples

I have an epileptic toothbrush

It is a pink toothbrush

It was a blue foot bath

But it was swapped at birth

How do you know that it is a epileptic toothbrush

Because when I stick it in my gob

It foams and has a fit fit fit

Also it says epileptic toothbrush on the stem

Anything else

It taps mysterious taps on my tin tin not tin mug

What about the Crunchie Bars

I am not going to marry my not pink toothbrush

When I attain maturity

As I am already married to a Crunchie Bar