Joe

Did you read about one of our politicians accepting a donation from a donor

What is a donor

Somebody who wishes to gain influence

Or is just fucking stupid

What was it this time

Free football tickets

Or tickets to a concert

Only suitable for teenyboppers

What is a teenybopper

Fuck knows just ask someone from the BBC

What did he she or it get

It got some girly clothes

Did they suit her

Like fuck they did

Explain

She looked like a sail on a yacht

Really what colour was the offending garment

Green

Never be seen in green

It was supposed to improve her image

Why did they just not extinguish the lights

It does not end there as a free jolly was involved

Where

NYC I believe

I trust she was not alone

Not that I know

Some poor sod must have been sucked in

They say that NYC is a city that never sleeps

I bet it wished it could have slept that night

I agree

Who was it/she/he

Now that would be telling

Does she sheheorit wear ill fitting wigs

I am surprised at you Julian

As ever donors have morals

It is all very sordid mate

If I was a politician I would not accept anything

I would pay my own way

You are very pure

Too honest to be a thieving grasping vacant politician

Who has the fashion sense of a malignant slug

How is Josie

As mad as usual

Sephine

As beautiful as normal

Joe ????