Why Iceland Pierre

Because that is what

My mummy and daddy called me 

It is also far away 

From that pesky war

It is nearer than you think 

What does think mean Jean-Claude 

Well it is that thing you do 

When you are on a train late at night 

I actually play guess the station 

That sounds great fun 

It is 

Have you ever guessed a station correctly 

Not really but I was once quite near 

Near 

I said Nuneaton 

But it was really Sevenoaks 

Bad luck old chap 

Yes I was really disappointed 

Pierre why is Sevenoaks called Sevenoaks 

I cannot say that I know 

Is it something to do with trees 

That is a distinct possibility 

Where is Sevenoaks 

Search me 

I thought you would never ask