It was a special day today 

Milly and I exchanged gifts 

Gentle loving gifts 

I received a porcelain 

Japanese doll 

Who I named Wel Hun 

I was told that she in a past life 

Had been a Kamikaze pilot 

But was bad at her job  

On her first mission 

She forgot her plane 

And ended up headbutting 

The USS Nevada

Worse was to follow 

As on her second mission 

She missed her target

And ended up in Anchorage 

Before catching a train back to Hokkaido Hokkaido 

She now owns a small shop 

That sells perfumed cherry blossoms 

To all the other surviving Kamikaze pilots  

Who live in Paris Porto and Berlin