Baker Street


Why are you laughing sister 

Because this street 

It has a silly name 

Bake a Street 

Think of all the people 

Who would be hurt 

If you baked a street 

I would imagine that the street 

Was named after the many bakers 

Who once traded here 

Brother a further question 

The Bakerloo Line 

That is silly as if you baked a loo

You would burn your bum 

Ir was named the Bakerloo Line 

As it joins both Baker Street and Waterloo 

Why Waterloo 

Waterloo 

After the battle 

It is also waste water 

1815

Why was the battle fought at quarter past six in the evening 

Without this water facility 

The waste would collect 

And become a health hazard 

Bake a Poo what a good idea that is

I agree 

Although it would pollute the city 

Is that your last question sister 

Indeed it is