Joe
Josie
Where are ewe
In Canterbury with the sisters
Ewe
I am in Richmond Park with Sephine
It is quite frosty in Canterbury
But I can see the sun hiding in the mist
It is quite clear here
You sent me a text last night which read Free Palestine and nothing else
It confused me
There lies a story Joe
I am all ears Sis
Although I had planned to visit Canterbury today the sisters insisted on booking a hotel as they were fascinated by the cathedral and the city
I agreed but found myself alone as the Elena and Cora insisted on popping to Whitstable for its oysters
I adore Whitstable but hate oysters
So I decided to wander around the city
I had not been walking for that long when a girl of tender years came up to me
You are a bit young to be on the game and judging by your accent and you are the wrong nationality
A Second Year Geography Student
Spot on Joe
Untouched by human hands
Right again
Free Palestine
Sorry
Free Palestine
I think you are wrong there as when I last looked there was only one Palestine or what is left of it
This confused the girl and she shouted to one of those middle aged revolutionary types
Piers how many Palestine’s are there
Only one Tussy why do you ask
Josephine says that there are three
How do you know my name
Your necklace I am not stupid
The MAR came across and explained to Tussy that there was was only one Palestine although he did concede that there was at least one town in the US sharing the same name
I felt distinctly uncomfortable in his presence as instead of looking into my raven eyes he addressed my arse
The girl noticed this and when he returned to his original station she spoke to me
There was a pain in her eyes
And although she was in my view untouched by human hands
She was not untouched
He was stitched up by the fascists you see
It was all legal
What was legal
He did not r*pe me
It was only anal
Do you like anal
I have never tried it
Neither had I
It made me bleed
I would imagine that it would
He said that I was a maiden of the revolution
And that it was possible that the comrades might share me
How grim
If I am getting this right how did the cops become involved
We had been infiltrated by an undercover cop which fancied me
In a drunken moment I told him that I was shaven
Did it go to court
No
Why
Because it was thrown out
I was not underage and in theory I consented
That is appalling
It seems that somebody important became involved
That is all I know
Nothing was said and things carried on as normal
I was closed down for a while and reminded of my place
Has that pervert approached you again
No as you might guess he likes boys
I have a pixie cut like you
So you have
This attracts the wrong sort
Are you ever approached
No
You are lucky
I fuck my brother
Well until recently I fucked my brother
Wow
It was quite natural as I am the daughter of a vicar
My brother is my identical twin
Is that not illegal
Possibly but I would imagine sodomising second year geography students runs it close
I was in my first year
I just wanted to be trendy
To be in with the crowd
And I was just sucked in
Is Tussy your real name
It is my nickname
What is your actual name
Eleanor
That is a pretty name
And with that she walked across to the MAR and threw her shit sheets at him
She slapped his face and threatened to tell her brother about what happened
Did she have a brother
Ewe
Cheers Josie
You know I am a pacifist
And I like oysters
Joe
Yes
When you are next in Canterbury find this creature and punch him on the nose
I might get arrested
You have been arrested before
It will do wonders for your street cred it really will
The Francois Villon of East Kent
We live in Richmond
Pretty please Joe
My sister is corrupt Jesus
She leads me astray
Think of Sephine
What about Sephine
She will look up to you
She already looks up to me as I am taller than her
She will feel safe around ewe
I always felt safe around ewe
You will get me locked up as a Right Wing Thug
It will not come to that
Just be there Joe
You are like Lady Macbeth
Just be there Joe