Time was of no importance in the village where I lived
And that also applied to the trains
Which showed up when they wanted to
Both of my sisters Keziah and Keren-Happuch
Worked at the railway stations
One at Eastry and one at Eastry South
They assisted my father and my nameless brothers
I am the clever one of our family
As I went to university and am greatly respected for that achievement
This said I am in charge of the buffets at both stations
And am also the secretary of Lt. Col. Stephens
Who often refers to me as his little dove