Joe 

I read this in a newspaper 

It seems that a chap torched a care home 

You know the places which are full of those awful creatures  

In wheelchairs who shout at people in the streets 

They are normally wheeled around by their niggers or other illegals  

One sees them each day especially in Henley on Thames  

The cops somehow found time within their busy schedules 

To catch this very naughty boy 

He was charged with hate crimes 

And wasting too many boxes of matches 

It came to court but the chap was not banged up 

As his barrister successfully argued 

That assisted dying was now legal …