Joe 

Josie 

Sorry I was in the shower 

I have seen it all before 

No not that 

Have you read today’s newspaper 

I read my newspapers online 

Then I will drive a train 

Swallowed a joke book again sis 

It is your joke book bro 

What do you think of the Pope 

He is a decent chap 

I also have a lot of time for Catholicism

Did you notice the photograph of him 

Meeting the red setter 

What did you think of this meeting 

He probably wondered who the fuck she was 

Anything else 

Possibly he wondered whether she used hair dye 

Or was it collar and cuffs 

You really do not like her 

I do not like any of them 

They are all hypocrites 

Power corrupts Joe 

Sephine I did not hear you return 

A small correction 

Power would not corrupt Joe 

It was suggested to me a few years ago that I might enter politics 

Who said that 

Dougie Grahame 

But I told him that I was too honest 

As Sephine noted power corrupts 

Have you ever met a politician who has not been corrupted 

The alarming thing is that they are basically really quite stupid 

That is why I detest socialism 

Joe where are the sisters 

Cora is showing Elena the sights 

London although it is terribly false is great fun 

I agree 

Joe it is your turn to be the bitch today 

Violet Coffee Sephine 

What a lovely name 

That is another thing I did not know about ewe 

Ignore him 

Violet Coffee 

Yes please 

Joe 

What does it taste like 

Violet Coffee 

May I have tea 

You know where the kitchen is 

Ignore him when he plays useless Sephine 

It is all an act