Free speech in academia

What is that Joe

The Final Solution

For all the so called progressives

Are going to execute all the progressives

Grow up Karl and for fucks sake take you hands out of your pockets

Are you denying my right to identify as a wanker

I would rather that you identified as a piece of roadkill

A short while ago the last governbent

Enthused about the implementation

Of the Higher Education Freedom of Speech Act

What was that Joe

It was designed to promote free speech and open discussion on campuses

Wow that was radical

What about the poor homosexuals and their malignant beliefs

I care little for their beliefs Tom

In other countries they might have been dropped into the sea concrete encased

However we are more liberal and only sack them

Why is that Joe

Have you seen the price of concrete these days Janice

Point taken

Think about it no cancel culture at the risk of severe financial penalties

Career professionals are not dismissed because of their views

Those being

That there are only two genders

Pure basic mathematics

That male perverts who dress as women

Are just mentally ill and frequently violent

That male homosexuality shares a known common ground with paedophilia

But you live with your sister Joe

I am not and never have been married to a nun

They are the Brides of Christ

There is a strong rumour circulating

That you have an intimate knowledge of Josephine

So did Napoleon

Is that true Joe

Are you trying to close me down

Look up at the screen what do you see

Made in China

No the likeness

I see the image of a very beautiful women

Possibly of Iberian descent

Who has had many Sapphic experiences

She has raven features and a symmetrical face

And is probably wetting many in this room as you speak

As you might have guessed I had a good education

But Josie’s intellectual abilities surpass mine

I am just a mere poet of some note

So whether I have an intimate knowledge of Josie

Is only a question raised by corrupted virgins and those with small dicks

Joe is there not another term for these creatures

Marxists Adam they are referred to as Marxists

Any more questions

Pauline

Why do ewe have a pill box on the podium

The small silver one

Yes

That is where I keep the notes for my next lecture

What is your next lecture about

Black History and Achievement