I have been with my girlfriend

For six long and happy years

Yet in all that time

I have never seen her fully naked

The odd nipple but little else

This frustrates me a great deal

And I have become obsessed

With her beautiful bottom

It is neither small nor large

Fiona’s bum is just perfect

I often see her walking in her jeans

Which is a mesmerising and happy experience

Of late I have tried to watch her in the shower

But without success which is disappointing

As whenever I try to look at her in the cubicle

A wet mist forms and obstructs my view

There is no explanation for this phenomena

Although passing butterflies often tell me

That I am creating my own obstructions