Bad Poetry


Tell me something Lena

My cunt is the hinterland of my soul

What do you think of my cunt

I think it is the most beautiful cunt

That I have ever seen

Have you seen many cunts

I cannot complain

Out of ten

Ten

Why

Because it is so groomed

A perfect triangle

You have an olive skin

Which I admire

Are all Maltese girls like that

Not really I am more feminine

Than the average Maltese girl

Have you ever slept with a girl from Malta

Not directly but I slept with a translator

From Malta

No Germany

Was she Maltese

No she was German

The language comes from a dialect of Arabic

Which was introduced into Malta by the Arab invaders

Maltese is written in the Latin alphabet and reads from left to right 

Lena this is a bad poem

I think it is a quite tender piece of writing

Map

What about a map

Which do you have a map

A geometrical map

In the small area above your pubic hair

Because it is a small city

It was designed using a grid

What is the city

Make up your own mind



Lena (Erotic Poems of Summer)