Joe

Audrey

Comment vas-tu

I am good 

Your photograph was amazing 

Thank you 

Why do French women have such a great sense of style 

Am I qualified to answer that question 

Very much 

You are French 

You have beautiful girls in England 

Yes but they are very few 

Even if an English girl is beautiful 

Then her dress sense leaves a lot to be desired 

As Satre once said 

I was on the Metro and it was full of beautiful women 

It was like being between the pages of Vogue 

Later that month I was on the underground in London 

And it was like being between the pages of Farmers Weekly 

I think he was on to something there  

Do you have any tips Audrey as I am often asked

For what they are worth he are some 

Some are mine but others are not 

The first thing is that you have to be beautiful 

Not all women are beautiful as you well know 

French women are very feminine (even the dark dogs)

This femininity is very important 

Without it you are lost 

Josephine is very feminine and beautiful 

A cool ingenue if they actually exist 

I have not met Sephine is she as lovely as you say 

Very much she is different to Josie but just as beautiful

You are a lucky man Joe 

We stray but here are my tips 

Do not wear a bra

They are so mechanical 

A white cotton tee shirt or a loose shirt

A simple blazer

Skinny jeans

But do not wear these if you have a fat arse

Elegant boots

Consider grunge

Pretend to smoke

Use the cigarette as an accessory

As it is vulgar for a beautiful woman to smoke

I think that you say kissing an ashtray in English

Wine but leave the glass unfinished

It is more seductive

As the grape is more mysterious

That is all

As Coco Chanel used to say

Keep it simple

Thank you Audrey

I will use it in my crusade

As without beauty the world is nothing

I look forward to seeing you in June

We split up a few months ago

I am sad to hear that

My current partner is Henry

I think that you will like him

Sephine is looking forward to meeting you

You say that she is as golden as a cornfield

There are many cornfields in France

Perhaps we will all visit one

Till then x

x Joe