I went on a naturist holiday

With Burnt Norton

It was her first time

What did she think of it

To be truthful she was a little shy

As she thinks she is fat

Is she fat

Far from it

Did she relax after a while

Yes as everybody else was naked

Nobody really gives a shit

On the first Saturday there

We watched the FA Cup Final together

Which for some reason relaxed her

She loves football

But had never

Watched it in the nude

Why are you smiling

Mathematics

You have lost me

It was just after half time

When whist getting a soft drink

That her ex teacher from Kimberley’s

Came up to her and said hello

It took a while for her to look him in the eye

After that she was okay

It was like she had been doing it for years

I think that it secretly turned her on

It that not against the spirit of naturism

Possibly but who am I to complain



Silly Boy