Mr Coker

Please call me East

Yeast

In your Memoirs of a Paperboy

You say that you once saw

Your Geography teacher

Quite naked in her lounge

Whilst delivering papers

Is that true as it sounds far fetched

Or the Wet Dreams

Of a Sad Bastard

It is very true as I was in the habit

Of crossing her lawn in the mornings

It was a short cut to Little Giddings next door

She was strolling around after a bath I imagine

What were your thoughts

Guilt I thought I would get in trouble

And I had Double Geography first lesson

I thought I might get lines or be expelled

How old were you

Twenty-eight

Did anything happen

No

Nothing at all

It was just I felt I knew Miss Gobline very well

In what way

I knew that she was not a natural blonde



Silly Boy