Where were you Joe

I was worried about ewe

Ewe said that ewe were

Going to take a nap

But when I returned

Ewe had vanished

Do not stress Josie

I just decided

To visit our Jewish aunt

Funny man Joe

Always playing with words

I have just read

Your essay on toxic masculinity

Your thoughts

I liked it but many will not

Such as

Feminists

The Somerset Levels

One has to fully understand irrigation

You are talking in riddles Joe

It is all rather absurd Josie

The whole thing is absurd

As you know I understand women well

But they do have odd behaviours

This differ from men

They are wired differently

Am I wired differently from ewe

You are just wired differently

If I did not know that you meant no malice

Then I would be angry with you

I might have slapped you little bro

Toxic femininity methinks

The silly thing is that 99.99% of men

Are not toxic far from it

But feminists do not see it that way

And because of that things decay

They burn their own bridges

And then find out they cannot swim

The absurdity of the current debates

Is like picking cherries in outer space

That is all that I have to say sis

As this conversation bores me

It is like discussing a void

And about as useful

We all know who the bad guys are

Logic dictates that we should work together

All tumours should and need to be destroyed

There are no other answers Josie