I hate our fucking cat Joe

Why

Because she is a selfish bitch

She is normally okay with me

I could hear her howling from my room

And went down to let her in

But she was not there

I was standing there stark fucking naked

It was cold and I was freezing

I had to call her twice

She always responds to me Josie

What is your secret

That is easy

I always call her Tabitha




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