Joe
Sephine
Where are you
Kew
There is nothing to worry about
Carry on
In short Josie has been arrested
Oh dear
What has she done
Nothing
What happened
We were wandering across Hyde Park
When a couple of cops stopped us
Why
Because of Josie’s tee shirt
Which one
The Baader Meinhof one
It appears that it offended a snowflake
She was asked to cover up
Which she refused to do
The idiot cop then said that she would be arrested
If she did not cover her tee shirt
Did Josie comply
Far from it
She removed her tee shirt
I think I know what you are going to say
She was not wearing a bra
And held the tee shirt above her head
Inviting passers by to inspect the shirt
I think that you need to come and sort this out
Did anything else happen Sephine
Sisters together
I removed my shirt
Were you wearing a bra
Was I this morning
We were both arrested
For what
Fuck knows
Josie did not help when she told the thicker of the two cops
That he would be better off catching rapists and other bad guys
A large number of people photographed us
Topless in Hyde Park
It will probably be online by now
Sephine
I am proud of you
I am proud of Josie
I will frame these photographs
Bravo Bravo Bravo
Where are you
In a pig farm near the park
I will ring Forbes Frazer
As the cops have overstepped the mark
What tee shirt were you wearing
My Lourdes one from last year
Did that offend anyone
Not to my knowledge
The tee shirt that Josie was wearing
Yes
Was openly available in Camden Market
Along with all the rainbow shit that fucks me off
I will chat to Forbes and he will register a formal complaint
Do you think we will be prosecuted
No
It is the normal police stupidity
Josie’s tee shirt was certainly not offensive
Neither were your breasts
Far from it
I am offended by all the rainbow shit
But I do not go running to a pig farm
Every time noting that my feeling have been hurt
Did you see who caused this
It was it appears a fat dyke with blue hair
Did you speak to her
Josie called her a fat cunt
Nice start Josie
Do not worry Sephine as Forbes will have you out very soon
I will meet and drive down with him
Is Josie calm
Very
You
Need you ask
When this shit is all over
I will take you both out for dinner
Sounds good
Keep you phone clear and note everything down
Joe you are so calm
I am calm on the outside
That is all
Joe
Did you sympathise with the RAF
In certain ways yes but it was before I was born
One has always to remember that those who abuse power
Risk being in the cross hairs and that is why assassinations occur
It rarely surprises me
Hanging now as Forbes is on the other line
That was quick
I was texting as we chatted
Message the location of farm
Keep an eye on Josie
I am so proud of you
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