Lads there had been a slight change of plan today
Why is that Sir
Well as you all know the current government has gone all soft and liberal
Who is it today
George Crawford the chap who shot the Prime Minister
A bit harsh that I would have just fined him
That or community service Fred
I agree
Quiet in the ranks please
This is what is going to happen today
First of all please make your weapons safe
As I will soon approach the prisoner
At his place of execution
And I do not want one you clowns
Shooting me in the back
I am going to ask the prisoner one question
What is that sir
Believe it or not I will ask him whether he wants to be shot
Is it less cruel than life behind bars
What I will do is give our hero George
A stark choice
That being
Whether he wants to live or die
Does he want to die in the next hour
Ripped apart by your shiny bullets
Or die screaming in a godforsaken prison
Sometime in the future
I can see where the government is coming from
The offender should be given the choice
George you probably heard of all that
I did
I am going to ask you a question
Fire away
Will you marry me
What
Sorry only joking
Do you want to live or die
Is that the choice
Yes
Do you want to be ripped apart by bullets
Or spend the rest of your days in HMP Wye Valley
Wye Valley
Yes it one of our most precious prisons
It has all the facilities you would expect
Is it like an up market hotel
Better
The only difference is that you will never leave
What would you do
I would probably choose prison
This said you did the country a great service
But were stupid enough to get caught
Are you a do it yourself type of guy
I suppose I am as when Shelia asks me to do something around the house
I tell her to do it herself
This third option lets you decide how you want to die
Yes
I will give a weapon from our huge arsenal
You can decide when where and how
I do need an answer now as the squad is getting restless
Is your name Simon
How do you know that George
It is on your
Happy to Help badge
Simon
My choice is —–