When I was growing up

I suddenly realised

That I was a country lad

I became aware of country lore

Especially about sheep on their backs

It was all bollocks they do not die*

They are just obsessed with astronomy

But this helped me no end as I was obsessed the breasts

And I charged a look or a happy time in a cornfield

On each occasion that I turned over a sheep

(Having previously kicked them over in the morning)



Glenda F

There was also a pop singer named Glenda Fairbach

I wanked at her concerts until I was nearly blind

Who I liked very much when she was not banned

I wanked at her concerts until I could not walk

I Want Two Guys In My Arse

Deeply In My Shitter /Shoot It Up My Shitter

Were just two more of her offerings

My Anus Yearns For You Tonight

Was another love song under the stars

The Day You Came in My Ass

I think was the Bee Side Of

The Day You Came In My Mouth

We tried to sign her on Faggot Records

But she did not respond

Fick Noze Y

Yet she was part of my early education

It was not all about smelly figs and wet panties

But of shit shot shit and unknown journeys

Glenda Fairbach

Where Are U Now

Did you ever exist at all




Silly Boy