What are doing here

Sorry I am lost

Why are you lost

Because I live in Paris

This is not Paris

I can see that

Is this your swimming pool

I share it with my sister

Do you share your villa

Yes

It was bequeathed to both of us

You say you are lost

I am lost

Where were you heading

I was not actually heading anywhere

I was looking for a cat

I cannot see any cats

Then I will leave

I am a cat

I look like a cat

I purr when I am pleased

Does your cat do those things

Possibly

Then it is possible

Do you think that I look like a cat

I am elegant and loose-limbed

My mothers cat is very small

You are very tall

Does your mothers cat look good in a swimsuit

Have I embarrassed you

No not at all

If you wait here

I will return to the villa

And dress for the village

We will look for your mothers cat

Does you mother live in the village

Yes

Then I will help you as I know the village well


What is your understanding of jokes

Jokes

Do you understand jokes

I have never really thought about it

You have missed my little joke

Have I

Yes

Then it must have been subtle

Rewind

You are looking confused

I am

Rewind

I said

That I would help you as I know the village well

But I do not know the village well

I do not even know if there is a village well

But I am aware of the geography of the village

That was my joke