What are you doing Bruno

Talking to you

You have a pen in your hand

So I have

Are you writing a fiction

How did you guess

Mathematics

It is all about mathematics

What is the title of your tale

Betty Goes Missing

What genre

Your thrillers are hard to put down

Unlike your cat

It still hurts Bruno

You should not have

Been standing so close

To the fucking vet

It is set on an island

Which island

An island surrounded by the sea

Where is this island

It is a Greek island

Tell me about it

Betty and Ray are on holiday

They often holiday together

As they have no children

A different island every year

They are both bored with their lives

Like many couples are

They just act as if they are happy

As many couples do

What happens

They arrive at the airport

And pick up their hire car

Their villa overlooks the sea

For the first couple of days

Not much happens

And then Betty disappears

For some reason Ray thinks

That she might have drowned

In the hotel swimming pool

He contacts the authorities

Who arrange a search

But nothing is found

Betty appears to have vanished

Suspicions fall on Ray

As they sleep in separate beds

He is questioned by a topless policewoman

Next to the Piano Pool

And blames his smelly feet

Time passes there are no further leads

Such as

A soggy Betty floating in the pool

Ray decides and is asked

To stay on the island

A week later Betty

Is found on a nearby island

She had been fucking a tigger

Who had a giant cock

Its size is superior to Ray’s tiny insulting dick

The police take no action

As they understand why Betty ran away

An Inch Worm and Smelly Feet

Can turn any Betty’s mind

What is the moral of your tale Bruno

Women are simple creatures

But they have a weakness for tiggers

With huge sweaty cocks

Don’t we all

Speak for yourself my friend

Speak for yourself




Silly Boy