I own a dance studio

Run by a legless musician

I dislike wheelchairs

Clogging up busy streets

So I have invented

The square wheel


Why are some races

Far more beautiful than others

Why do dwarves

Have odd shaped heads

Answers on a postcard please


I have a Chinese girlfriend

Who I love very much

What is my favourite song

(Stand by Me)


My brother was involved

In a car crash last year

Sadly his legs were amputated

He used to be

A Stand Up Comedian

But is now our of work





Very Silly Boy