The ministers of etiquette are waiting on my porch

I am wandering around wearing only a vest

You are I suppose wondering who I am

What is my name

Is it Angel A or Angela

Is my name Frank or Dave

Am I scratching my butt

The door is open please come in

There is coffee on the stove

What time is the execution

Give me time

My Pa was a man of god

He was a good man

No man is evil

How wrong he was

Some people do not deserve life

My uniform is in the closet

I must look my best

Even scumbags deserve this

Flick the switch or pull the lever

It does not matter to me

I appreciate your offer

But I will return by train

It gives me time think

How do I look

Folk say that I brush up well

And that means a great deal