You helped me pass my entrance exams

Miss Houghton

Everything I am today

Is because of you

You took the time to educate me

You taught me how to think and see

And because of this

I am where and who I am

Today as you retire I would like to offer you

An important and very well paid position

Within this corrupt faculty

Which I hope you will accept

So that we might spend

More quality time together



Barbara x