For many years Agnes A lived

In a dusty top floor Paris apartment

She considered herself to be dull ugly and uninteresting

And then she met Guy who helped her to clean up

As she found life quite difficult due to her disability

(Agnes had no legs and only one arm)

It was only when Guy cleaned her winter mirror

That she discovered how beautiful she actually was

She was the equal of many French actresses

From that day forward Agnes B chose only to be disabled in her dreams

Agnes C gave up drinking and joined the netball club at the lycée

This was a harmless but very rewarding pastime

She married Guy last month with the drunken taxi driver

Pushing the her down the aisle in an effort to gain forgiveness