What did you so in the war Daddy

What war

The war when all the traitors

Were hung from London Bridge

Did you hang many traitors

Thousands but we misunderstood our orders

Really what happened

We were supposed to decapitate the traitors

After they were hung

And then put their heads on spikes

As a warning to others

Is that where the song originated

What song

A Rose in December

That is an indecent song Auntie

Who told you that

Uncle Sam