I received a note from Frank

Which informed me that

If I travelled to Room 69

On the 5th floor of the Grand Hotel

High above Scarborough Sands

That a wet juicy cunt would await me

Frank has a very beautiful sister named Stella

Who had cock teased me for years

The very thought of her wet hairy cunt

Made me break out in a sweat of pleasure

But there was a very spiteful catch

As I suffer from chronic height sickness

If I find myself above a certain height

Then I just panic and melt into a sticky mess

The idea of flying feels me with dread

So I have only travelled in Europe by train

Frank and Stella often accompany me

As I speak a number of useful languages

We stay in separate rooms for obvious reasons

But Stella always finds an excuse to wander around

Clad in only a towel or one of Frank’s shirts