I hate the greyness of the short January days
Boxes become small cramped and dark
But you are the light the sunrise the sunset
The rainbow and the snow blue days
Jonny
Wot
It is not Wot
It is Wot Ms Beri Beri
Wot are you doing
Writing an aria Miss
Ms
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Why are you named after a disease
It is a form of address
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Like Laura Ashley
Laura Ashley
Yes you know
Those lovely summer dresses
Worn by delicate women
And not the Heifers
That you see all around the town
Do you think that I am a Heifer
How old are you
If you must know I am thirty two
Are you a virgo intacta
No I was attacked in the park
And God in his gave me a child
Then you are a cow
Jonny that is so rude
See me after class
There will be no tea for you
I am not a female sheep
And as you know Ms
Sheep do not care for stimulants
Anyway we stray
This class was designed
For all of you to write a prayer
Florrie let me hear your prayer
I want I want I want I want
Thank you Florrie
I do not think that you have grasped my request
Freddie
I haven’t written nuffink
Wye
It is a major river rising in Wales
Do you not believe in God
Nope
Then where did you come from
Me Uncle Bert
Uncle Bert
Yes
Where was your Daddy
Probably shagging the bike
At the Rose & Crown
But your Mummy is very attractive
In a railway tunnel yes
Me Dad thinks that she F&U
F&U
Fat and Ugly
Me Uncle Bert is going blind
Not sure why
So he does not care
Me mum told him that
She looked like Charlotte Chapel
Or someone in the church
And instead of being a stain on the bog wall
I came along
What a lovely story Freddie
Is it true
Dunno
Is there a God
Dunno
Mrs Smith has one
One what
A God
She calls it Rover
No that is her car Freddie
Cars don’t have tails Mary
Also cars do not bite
Rover ate my hamster last month
Silly Boy
Silly Boy
Are you asleep
No I am writing
Your silly fucking prayer
Will you show the class
I am a bit shy Miss
Ms
I have got cellulite
Boys do not get cellulite
You have
How do you know
Have you been peeking again
No you always close your curtains
Then how do you know
OF Miss
Ms
I would never dream of using OF
My body is private to me
It is my temple
I am chaste
And so easily caught
Keep your opinions to yourself Leo
Miss
Ms
Here it is
Here is what
Your OF site
Bush and shaven
It is on my phone
Silly Boy I am going to confiscate your phone
Here catch I have many more in my desk
Two quid each
Going back to more important things
Please show the class your prayer
It is a blank piece of paper
I no
I asked you to write a prayer
I have
It is a blank piece of paper
I no
Then Y
Because I am a Marxist
Silly Boy Punk Poem