For a period of six months

We robbed tourists on the beach

Saffy was holding a decommissioned rifle

That she found in a caravan

We were partially naked

And dressed in rags

Nobody was hurt

That was not our aim

We were soon caught by the cops

Who surprised us

Whilst we were sunbathing

I was handcuffed

But Saffy escaped

And returned with the rifle

She forced the cops to undress

And dance nude in front of us

The female cop was more angry

And refused to dance

So we handcuffed her to her male colleague

And took a number of photographs

Which we later sent to the Nice-Matin

That was the last that they saw of us

As we soon changed into our business suits

And returned for our mid afternoon meetings