Just a quick note Ingrid 

You have gone too far this time 

I know that you are a firecracker 

But I do enjoy living in Folkestone 

I really do love this town 

With her incredible viaduct 

And Victorian promenade 

High above the sea 

It is all so spectacular 

And now we have our own 

Piece of Californian Modernism 

How lovely it looks facing other lands 

But you were in one of your moods 

And spoilt it all with your filthy temper 

You are no longer welcome in my house 

Please do not call me with a summer apology 

As I will be sleeping alone from now on   

So entertain yourself silently in isolation  

Joe