Joe

Josie

Have you read the Telegraph today

Not yet

Anything interesting

I think it will piss you off

Pray tell

In a few days another movie version of Wuthering Heights

Will be released in cinemas

Do you girls want to see it

Maybe

Sephine

Sounds fun

So what will piss me off Josie

There are those who consider

That a negro should have played Heathcliff

I know and it is a complete misinterpretation of the book

It is an ongoing lie and very insulting

Spread by those with malignant agendas

It is quite obvious that although dark

That Heathcliff was either a gypsy

Or was of Spanish blood with raven looks

I knew that would upset you Joe

I still would like to see the movie

Some say it is a punk version of the book

Are you up for it Josie

Yes as long as you do not moan

You ruined The Planet of the Apes

For me the last time around

I tell you what guys

If you can go for half an hour without baiting

Then the whole cinema thing will be on me

Why are you so calm Sephine

What is your secret

There is no secret

It is just about being Sephine