I met my future wife

In a downtown record store

She was listening

To The Rolling Stones

When a lowlife

Asked her if she

Was wearing panties

Under her cotton dress

I did not take kindly

To this question

And punched the pervert

Hard in the face

For which I was arrested

My future wife was waiting

For me across the street

When I was released

She bought me a soda

As the day was hot

And has never left my side