We had a small sweet shop

Near the nuclear power station

In my home village

Before it burnt down

Before it burnt down

It was called Merry Maids

And run by my three sisters

Who had identical chests and prominent nipples

They were named Nicky Nichola Susan and Dave

My favourite sister was Mandy All About Mandy

Who was also very flat chested

But had three decent nipples

Two for me and four four Dave

Indeed I thought she was a boy previously rented

But I was in love so deeply in love

So extremely deeply in love

That I bought Mandy a rare wardrobe

This presented me with a problem

As we could not get it up her stairs

Mandy wore her wardrobe on our first date

Which was a disaster as injuries were received

From loose splinters and those sharp metal bits

The winter dresses were the main problem

Although the gossamer summer dresses

Presented their own challenges

Like Water for Chocolate is a Mexican film

Which was shot on a space station

As it passed high over Hungary

But this has little to so with my tale

Indeed I do not have a tale

Otherwise I would look like a zebra

The summer dresses were full of static

Which caused random fires around the village

Especially when we were celebrating our wedding

On the thirty second of may last year at about five am

Mandy was giving me a below job

In one of the radioactive passages under the reactor

Both of us were guilty as we got carried away

And created a fire which in turn set the power station alight

In the resulting explosion most of the Isle of White

Was blown into outer space and souvenir kiosks

Selling coloured sand could be found on Saturn

Jupiter and three of her moons

Mandy and Eye survived or at least

Our eight index fingers survived

Nicky Nichola Susan and Dave all survived the explosion

As their outsize breasts took most of the immediate impact

Sadly though Merry Maids did not make it

Although I am told that there is now a branch in Heaven

Quite why trees can be found in eternity

Is another question for another day




Silly Boy likes Cooked Turnips

Turnips have no opinions

Although they do feel the heat