You are late Joe where have you been
Visiting my publisher
Is everything okay
Yes
He is getting some pressure about my book
What kind of pressure
Some people have objected to my poems
So what is new
Our local MP thinks that they are racist
Then he or she is a cunt
You are the least racist person I know
Which poem caused the trouble
Primates
I thought it might
What do they want of you
The removal of the poem
What are you going to do
I was thinking of thrashing the politician
With a combine harvester
But I would rather punch him on the nose
I told Phillip that if Primates goes
Then I will remove all the others
His thoughts
He knows I am serious
Then you will release your book
Yes
Fuck that Labour nonce
This MP is walking a thin line
Do not go to prison again Joe
There is no danger of that
I have spoken to Johnny
Johnny the muckraker
The very same
The guy is a faggot
He will have a past
Mark my word
Josie I visited the library on the way home
As Marie said that one of your blankets
Was causing a fuss
Which one
Bitches on Heat
Really
It seems that Richmond is not ready for you
What a pair we are
You and your girlfriends
Not all my girlfriends
I have missed a few
All the bitches you have fucked over the years
It is a celebration of your bitch life
There is nothing wrong with that
Women fuck each other
That is a fact of life
There is nothing corrupt in that
The library should be proud to hang your blanket
They are happy with me
They have also asked for the loan of my notebooks
Have you agreed to their request
Yes very much
Do you mention me
Frequently
That will fuck some people off
As I have not been the flavour of the month
For quite a while
We should be called
The Honest Twins
So what does Sephine think of this all
She thinks it is all a big hoot
Sephine is also doing something confessional
But is keeping it secret at present
I think it will be her Porn Me photographs and films
She will complete
The Infernal Trio
I do hope that our new archbishop will approve
What is his name
Her name
Are you saying that the new archbishop is a woman
Afraid so
Is she a bitch
She looks looks like one
But I not sure
Watch this space sis
Watch this space
Joe & Josie 2026