You will be fully investigated
From the minute you leave office
Prime Minister
That is if you have not been strung up beforehand
Lelia was sitting in front of the television
She was smiling broadly as she often did
Shall I buy the rope or will you do so
We already have some under the stairs
As normal my flat mate and comrade
Was wearing her Che Guevara tee shirt
Which I had given her many years previously
He was a broken man during those last hours
He was hunched and his eyes were full of fear
It is not the Che Guevara you wear proudly
I tell you what Comrade
I will give you my Beatles tee shirt in exchange
In exchange for what
Your Che Guevara tee shirt
I like my tee shirt
Like the revolutionary it has seen better days
What does your Beatles tee shirt look like
A Beatles tee shirt
With Strawberry Fields Forever printed
On the front and back of the garment
How many strawberries are featured
Here look for yourself
I do like the tee shirt Tussy
May I have it
Be my guest
But do show some modesty
As we are next to a busy bus stop
The eighty-six is running late
The people waiting will see you
They will think that I am a boy
You may be very flat Lelia
But you are delicate of features
Which will betray you
Here what do you think
You look great
I love it
Here is my Che tee shirt
Do what you want with it Tuss
I am going to put it in the incinerator
Go ahead as I have grown tired of it
Tuss look at this
They are leading the Prime Minister out in handcuffs
I think he has been arrested
Are you sure he is not into bondage
Not a nice thought Tussy
I agree
There he goes
Good riddance I say
Where are our weapons
Not sure
Under the kitchen sink I think
We will have to be quick
The revolution is about to begin
The bus is running late
It may even be cancelled
Do you fancy staying in
It is a shitty day
I will make breakfast
Leave the telly on Tuss
There is going to be live coverage
Live coverage of what
The lynching
Traitors are always lynched
Praise Marx and Pass the Honey (p 28)