The weather forecast for today is good

Hopefully at about twenty-five degrees

Before I retired I programmed my Valerie

To serve me breakfast in the nude

But she has malfunctioned again

And is wearing my college sweat shirt

I rang the manufacturer to explain the fault

And was told that the Valerie model

Has a known problem at fourteen degrees

And that a Pauline will ring me at about ten

To arrange her temporary residence

Whilst my Valerie is repaired



Erotic Poems of Summer (2026)